I found a set of funny rules on my friend’s washroom wall. I couldn’t help slightly enhancing it and adding a few extra points to come up with something useful. I guess being in a public place, we can see how our people are internally. Now, don’t we all need those rules posted in the restrooms, so people can help themselves be a bit more sensible? I came across some of these nice rules that could help us make this city a bit of a better place to be in.
1. Flush, my friend. Think like being in a crime scene – your job here is to leave no evidence. Don’t try to figure out what needs to be flushed, what can be left to disappear with the water. If it’s out there, it needs to be gone. If it’s taking time for the water to fill up in the tank, there’s no harm waiting a few extra minutes.
2. Use dry hands when you touch things that others will be using. It’s annoying to see tap/flush handles, and door locks wet. Keep it clean and dry. If needed, use extra paper. Wash your hands and make sure to use a new piece of paper to turn the dirty faucet handle(s) off!
3. Why anyone would put the Toilet Paper roll in a way that the loose end of the paper lies against the wall? Make sense people; put it on at a convenient ripping distance. There’s no way I want to get toilet rolls while hovering over a space I’d rather not touch. And keep the paper roll dry.
4. If you run out of paper, don’t sit in there. God’s not sending you one from up there, so speak up a bit. We don’t have this part in our culture, but please, do ask someone to pass one, there’s no shame in being hygienic. And if you’re asked by someone else, pass it over if it’s possible – let’s try being a good person when it really matters?
5. If you’re a guy: stand close and your aim will help a lot. It’s shorter than you think!
6. If you are in a public place (malls/airports), don’t just start pushing the doors. You know how things are in this country, try to look for the feet, peek a bit, and be a social being.
7. If the bathroom is busy, there’s no reason to stand close to the door. Let others take their time. It’s not a parking place; and no one’s getting charged for time. Don’t make someone else rush, and don’t try eavesdropping, even if you work for the CIA.

